I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
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I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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