i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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