I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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