S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
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In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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