Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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