The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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