God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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