Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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