I think I just saw someone hide a body.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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