In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
operation have a gay friend backfired
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
There r osticjed everywhere
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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