out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
