just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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