I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
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you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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