so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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