if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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