Christians are straight up FREAKS
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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