Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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