If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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