Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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