Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
