I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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