The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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