Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
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We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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