Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I made him laugh his dick is mine
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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