margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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