Where did you get a picture of my penis
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Randomize
