they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I'm just crazy horny about you
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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