Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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