apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
