I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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