please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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