First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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