Sacagawea was the original milf.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
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Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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