their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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