party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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