he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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