my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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