so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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