: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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