so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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