office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Randomize
