At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
