if i died would you start the facebook group?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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