i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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