he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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