if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
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I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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