just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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