wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
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I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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