I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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