I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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