what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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