She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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