Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
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