I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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