That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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