What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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