I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
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Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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